February 2012
my great cousin keeps inviting george and i to come stay with her and watch the hawks play
apparently she has seven tvs in her house
one is imbedded into her refrigerator so she can watch them play while she makes dinner
she also has three fridges overall
and a rec room
and a blackhawks room
and like five guest rooms
and is just ridiculously rich
and has really good season tickets
and...
School
Class: 1+1=2
Homework: 2x5=10
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
guccimom:
putting the fitted sheet on my bed is the most difficult task i’ve ever had to do
January 2012
True or false
100 Questions (Send a number)
1. Had sex?
2. Bought condoms?
3. Gotten pregnant?
4. Failed a class?
5. Kissed a boy?
6. Kissed a girl?
7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. Had a job?
9. Slipped on ice?
10. Missed the school bus?
11. Left the house without my wallet?
12. Bullied someone on the internet?
13. Sexted?
14. Had sex in public?
15. Played on a sports team?
16. Smoked weed?
17. Smoked cigarettes?
18. Smoked a cigar?
19. Drank alcohol?
20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. Been overweight?
22. Been underweight?
23. Had an eating disorder?
24. Been to a wedding?
25. Made fun of someone for being fat?
26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
28. Been late for work?
29. Been late for school?
30. Kissed in the rain?
31. Showered with someone else?
32. Failed my driver’s test?
33. Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. Been outside my home country?
35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. Had lice?
37. Gotten my heart broken?
38. Had a credit card?
39. Been to a professional sports game?
40. Broken a bone?
41. Been unhappy about my weight?
42. Won a trophy?
43. Cut myself?
44. Had an STD?
45. Got engaged?
46. Been on a diet?
47. Tried out to be on a TV show?
48. Rode in a taxi?
49. Been to prom?
50. Played a drinking game?
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. Been to a concert?
53. Had a three-some?
54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. Been in a car accident?
56. Had braces?
57. Learned another language?
58. Killed an animal?
59. Been at a yard sale?
60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?
61. Wore make up?
62. Talked to someone via webcam?
63. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. Snuck out of the house?
67. Bought porn?
68. Had a virus on my computer?
69. Had oral sex?
70. Dyed my hair?
71. Gone skinny dipping?
72. Graduated from college?
73. Wore someone else’s clothes? M
74. Voted in a presidential election?
75. Rode in an ambulance?
76. Rode in a helicopter?
77. Caught the stove on fire?
78. Got in a verbal fight?
79. Met someone famous?
80. Been on vacation?
81. Been on a boat?
82. Been on an airplane?
83. Broken something expensive?
84. Had surgery?
85. Kissed someone before I was 14?
86. Beat a video game?
87. Found something valuable on the ground?
88. Made a survey?
89. Stalked someone on a social network?
90. Prank called someone?
91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day?
92. Been to a library outside of school?
93. Cut my hair and hated it?
94. Peed outside?
95. Went fishing?
96. Helped with charity?
97. Taken a pregnancy test?
98. Been rejected by a crush?
99. Been suspended from school?
100. Broken a mirror?
Destroyer of the World: Liam Neeson... →
mutanteen:
He is a knight who fought for two days with an arrow through his testicle
He is a psychologist, trained to know the inner workings of the mind.
He is a schemer, who outsmarted the Nazis.
He is a priest who will do anything to defend his flock.
He led the A-Team
He trained Batman
He trained Obi Wan Kenobi
He has control over the seas
He is a King of Narnia,...
6 stages of fangirling →
pghpens29:
hananananargh:
discovery “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
research “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”
obsession “i love him so much omg what you like him too...
“I’m trying! He has better balance than I thought”
– Claude Giroux on trying to trip Scott Hartnell (via fyeahcapshockey)
“I almost wore that exact same tie. I would’ve been devastated.”
– Jordan Eberle to Wayne Gretzky (via allyougetissound)
watching nhl 36 for lidstrom. he is just so...
tychobrohan:
omfg daniel sedin and tim thomas during handshakes
‘hey man you ran into me!’ ‘no, that was the other twin lol’
everyone’s all “back to hating each other”
lol i never stopped hating anyone because it was the all-star weekend
*~~~h8r 4 lyfe~~~*
Watchjiri-tlusty:
Seguin singing along
hawksnpens:
lenofi:
penslove:
can Pierre interview Drake please
how are your legs? ::mouth breathing:: was physical therapy hard?
^^^All the awards
tearstearstears
brandonbollig:
They’re all 13 year old girls with their cellphones up taking pictures of Drizzy and screaming HAVE MY BABIES at him
iamnonsensical:
paintwithcolorsofthewind:
...
readmyhockeymind:
shiphassailed:
captainchord:
belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso
also true
america has 365
Every 4 years we have 366.
“I won’t lie I was checking myself out on the big screen.”
– Carey Price (via ohvegeta)
“OH MY GOD. YOU GOTTA SHOOT. DON’T PASS TO HIM. He’s got enough goals, come on.”
– Henrik Lundqvist to Marian Hossa (via fuckyeahhenriklundqvist)
“They say we’re thought of as a little weird, I don’t know where they get that...”
– Carey Price
(via fromtheblueline)
